It’s fun to smoke marijuana

The only thing is that I don’t know how to do it

It’s fun to smoke marijuana

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fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.

Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...

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Dish o' Fun

A delicious combination of tyson chicken nuggets, and totino's pizza rolls.

Guy 1: Hey, can I have some chicken nuggets and pizza rolls?
Guy 2: You mean a Dish o' Fun?

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nose-nippin-fun

A Tumblr URL. The owner of this blog roleplays as the character of Jack Frost from the movie, Rise of the Guardians. This user has astonishing talents, and is admired by many and more to come.

OMG, there needs to be a fic where Jamie hears something under the bed and freaks out, thinking it’s Pitch until Jack rolls out like the little acrobatic shit he is and is like “sup?” -nose-nippin-fun

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Fun fact girl

its a fun fact girl

-What did you do last night.
-oh nothing just got over 700 texts from fun fact girl

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Happy-Fun-Time

Shitting in a garbage bag and then hitting someone in the face with the bag.

Nason pissed off Ryan, so Ryan shit in a bag and happy-fun-timed him.

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fun bus

bang out the fun bus. get your hommies places fast ! drive like madman. roll over ppl in the way of your massive vehicle the sunderer

all aboard the fun bus we're hittin hossin tonight

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