A form of cinematography that is reminiscent of giving Tim Burton a bunch of Kabuki actors and telling him to make a silent film.
I swear if that fuckboi takes me to another German expressionism movie, I'm going to leave him.
Immediately after ejaculation, the man does a back flip out the bed while farting at the same time. Creating an aerial dusting.
Him: "I came in her pussy, pulled a german rain cloud, and left 'dat bitch!"
Her: " so good, until he left me in a german rain cloud" :(
Something racists from Germany say when their describing a lighter skinned black person
Hey what's up my German caramel..... Racist
Sex position where both partners raise their hands in honor of Adolf Hitler. They are known to be praying for him instead of moaning.
Hans: Bro have you tried German Cowgirl with the wife?
Eckard: Ja, we prayed so hard Hitler came to life
A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries
Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?
Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.
Minecraft xrayer (mostly German but not mandationary)
Mineman992: lmao this guy has a diamond rate of 200 diamonds an hour
Mineman69: haha classic German
When a person gives a handjob to two people simultaneously, each receiver on one side of a national border. (Cross-border handjob) -Taylor Richard
Lucy was on the German/Belgium border giving a German incursion.