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This is the month you have to post your girlfriend every day
*post pictures of girlfriend*
Girlfriend* awww how sweet
Guy* it’s National post your girlfriend month
On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend
Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
“Skylar”
The best girlfriend in the world is Skylar.
Every December your girlfriend or boyfriend has to give you kisses and cuddles as many times you ask
Every girlfriend month you need to give me cuddles
Every December your boyfriend/girlfriend has to give you as many hugs a kisses as you want
Every girlfriend month I want cuddles
A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.
Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?
Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.
Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!
A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.
i hate my girlfriend thread on twitter