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Give your crush a kiss day

On october 22nd your allowed to kiss your crush ANYWHERE ANYTIME on the 22nd of october no matter what

You: *kisses crush*
Crush: WTF
You:its give your crush a kiss day
Crush: oh...ok kiss me again

by Ihaveacrush1 October 20, 2019


I don't give a dirty handkerchief

Means the same as, "I don't give a flying fuck", "I don't give a Funyun", "I don't give a rat's patootie", etc.
This is a clean way of saying it -- though that hankie really needs to go in the wash. :-)

WarGrowlmon: What? Beelzemon?

Taomon: What are you doing here?

Rapidmon: Looking to hit us while we’re down, huh? That’s your style right?

Beelzemon: Hey, trash me if you want but I swear I’m here to help.

Rapidmon: Do you even know the meaning of the word?

Beelzemon: I’m on the level fellas, really.

WarGrowlmon growls at him.

Beelzemon: But I don't give a dirty handkerchief if you believe me or not, cause my partners believe in me.

Flashback to Mako giving Impmon his gun.

Mako: You can blast all the bad guys with it.

by Telephony December 24, 2014


Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Formuoli

A subliminal message, pretending to be “Ravioli, Ravioli, Great Barrier Reef!”
Used by evil single-celled amoebas and plankton.

Robot Krabs: Don’t listen to him, SpongeBob. Remember: ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.

by Morty c-137 December 31, 2018

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Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

On October 22 you have to give your girlfriend a hoodie. If you just started a relationship you have to give her one or, if you have been in a relationship for a long time still give her one.

It is October 22 it is give your girlfriend a hoodie day.

by Gianelle October 18, 2019

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i don't give a single fuck

Stronger meaning of "I don't give a fuck."

A: Your ex-girlfriend slept with another guy in Class.
B: I don't give a single fuck! (well, you actually do)

by Fornicras November 25, 2013

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I don't give two fucks

Used to put more emphasis that you don't care.

Dan: you know mom will be mad if we're late for dinner but I don't give a fuck
Tom: Well, I don't give two fucks, she makes crappy meatloaf anyway

by J'adore UD May 20, 2010

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give a girl your hoodie day

November 6th is national give a girl your hoodie day! so if you see a girl that doesn’t have one, hand it over !

jake “ i’m taking 3 hoodies to school today”
bryan “ why tho
jake “ it’s national give a girl your hoodie day, duhhhh!”

by halfAlienSus November 3, 2019

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