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The sexual position sometimes favored by men who need to awaken early and prefer to receive a good nights sleep, as opposed to having sex.
Yeah, Angel is a freak, but I think I am gonna rock the sleepy guy position tonight.
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points earned for performing cool simple guy tasks and generally behaving in a basic guy manner. there is no such thing as girl points, however a female can also earn guy points by doing something a guy would do. of course a male can lose guy points as well. guy points are awarded for such tasks as getting haircut by old guy at a real barbershop (not a super clips), watching UFC fights on spike, and drinking regular beer instead of fancy microbrews.
We saw a guy the other night in my neighborhood sitting in his garage on an old recliner, smoking a cigar and watching TV by himself. That guy has earned enough guy points to last a lifetime and only a yoga class or being caught wearing a blanket over his lap can remove them. A woman can earn guy points, only if she is attractive and does something like smoke a cigar or play poker.
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A bad guy is a sweet man, a man who commands respect with the way he looks,talks and treats his woman, someone who looks very calm outside but can be very freaky 😍😍
Me: that Akinwale guy is a very good bad guy, you’d legit fantasize about him your whole life.
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You know the guy, middle aged, not a looker by far. One day he decides to wear a vest, and someone pays him a half way compliment, like “hey nice vest”. From there a trend starts, he rocks a vest everyday, no matter the occasion. At work, at the gym, PTA meeting, shopping at the mall, high-speed pursuit and oh yeah it goes with anything, pants, shorts, velor jump suit, slacks, biker shorts. We have all seen him, day in and day out, “vest guy”.
A party isn’t a party until vest guy shows up.
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A male is usually bi or gay that is obsessed with the Twilight franchise who never admits who he is an addict to Twilight but you can easily tell.
1. "God, Becky look a Chase he's such a twi guy. You haven't seen his locker yet have you?
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1. A smart aleck.
2.One who makes snide, sardonic and concieted comments and genereally acts like an arrogrant bastard.
3. The best retort ever.
Person 1: Hey you idiot.
Person 2: Oh, a wise guy, eh?
Person 1: What?
Person 2 (aggressively): I said wise guy!
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A man who always gets screwed by a chick but never gets laid.
Dude #1: Damn, Cynthia went out to dinner with me, talked about her problems, then got back with her crappy ex.
Dude #2: Thats what you get for being a nice guy: Always screwed, never laid.
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