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A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds
The world record is 89!
Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go
Girl: No last time I got juice all over me
The rare act of shaking hands with another man, within another mans anus. Requires at least 3 friends.
Adam had been gaping his arse hole for months so that James and Steve could perform
the elusive 'internal handshake'.
The international scale of high, or the Highness Scale is a scale I have devised by myself because I am high out of my mind. The scale is measured in Highs, with 0 being sober and no real limit. Highs are determined by grams of weed smoked in the session divided by grams smoked a month.
John: Dude I’m high
Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high
On January 20, everyone who watched Breaking Bad needs to dress up as Walter White or Jesse Pinkman
Max: Why are you wearing that costume?
You: It's international Breaking Bad day!
An analogy which contains itself.
SELF-analogy.
Self-reference.
An internal analogy is a meta-analogy or an analogy in which one of the elements is the analogy itself. A self-analogy self-delineates a recursion.
International say your crush day is a day where you have to say your crush if its asked but you only say it ONCE and you can only say NO to 5 people
Hey who is your crush
I'm not saying
Well it's international say your crush day
day to sit next to your friends
international sit next to your friend day