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When someone pisses on another's asshole to clean it after a messy shit. Like a bidet, but warmer.
I just had some awful diarrhea, can you power wash me? I'm in a hurry!
When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.
"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"
"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"
A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.
The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.
1. When an artist who is used to make a certain genre of music changes their still to fit into today's society then you hear it on the radio every 17 minutes
2. When you have that one friend (or yourself...) who doesn't listen to a particular artist and only likes the songs they hear on the radio or popular new songs. You are considered "Pop washed"
1.
Michelle: Halsey used to make good music like "Gasoline" and "Castle" now all her new songs are Pop washed!
Anna: Ikr! Like what even is bAd At lOve. Yuck!
Michelle: Right!! Smh my head
2.
Jack: Have you heard the new song "Siko Mode" 🤠
Michelle: Dude... you're so pop washed
Jack: Bro it's really good thoooo
The mightiest of all blowjobs.
When you deepthroat a cock in its entirety.
Dude: "Can you give me a willy wash"
Girl: "ok"
A difficult task to perform. A task that requires a great deal of effort to complete, reaching near impossibility.
I want to convince my brother to switch back to PC, but his old XP box froze all the time. His iMac has never had any problems. Convincing him would be a real uphill dish washing.
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