Jump up my ass

Jump up my Ass
(Southern US slang) A verbal berating, often in public among one's peers. When a person in a superior position belittles and/or humiliates you.

Jeez, did Sergeant Major really need to Jump up my Ass like that? All I did was mix up some ammonia and bleach so I could clean the floor of the barracks!

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the guy from 21 Jump St.

Narc. 21 Jump Street originally ran on the Fox network from 1987-1990. 21 Jump Street is the headquarters for a squad of police officers who specialize in investigations relating to young people.

Instead of saying : "That fucker Ronnie, he is such a narc. He told the cops I was smoking pot in the bathroom.", say : "That fucker Ronnie is so the guy from 21 Jump St."

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the guy from 21 Jump St.

1) Not the Cheat.

"Who's the guy from 21 Jump Street? NOT THE CHEAT NOT THE CHEAT"

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go get jumped on

The softer way to say "Go Fuck yourself!"
way softer.

A: Hey, dude, you such a cry baby! wouldn't you mind if i give you some milk?
B: Shut up, Go get jumped on!

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Double Decker Elevator Jump

Having a threesome on a trampoline while bouncing.

Matt: We should do the Double Decker Elevator Jump!

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You want to jump in my mouth

When someone tries to finish or repeat what Ms. Cole says and fails

Ms. Cole: you have to tilt the dustpan
Kid: tilt!!
Ms. Cole: YOU WANT TO JUMP IN MY MOUTH!!?!?

I'd like to jump her cut

Something to say when you want to have sexual relations with a female who is a film or video editor.

That editor chick is soooo hot, I'd like to jump her cut!

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