any male with a purple dick who identifies as a lesbian
Johnny: "Hey Anthony, are you a kinky lesbian?"
Anthony: "Yeah, my dick is purple."
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something youโd call the furriest nicest drippy secy baka person ever ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
person 1 omg ur so hey lesbians
person2 letโs marry thatโs so sweet.
person 1 heylesbians and i are mutuals
person 2 woah letโs get marri so hot so cool
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a woman attracted to other women with the follow characteristics:
*flamboyant to excess
*a fan of glam bands: david bowie, lady gaga, and freddie mercury
*a gay man in a lesbian's body
*hot
*feminine as fuck
Dude: Wait, she likes girls?
Dude 2: Yes. Despite her limp wrists, push up bra, kesha makeup and sun dress, she still likes to lick vaginas.
Dude: what a glitter lesbian
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When a man has a t-shirt which sleeves are so short making them look feminine.
Chad's shirt totally has lesbian sleeves.
I wish this shirt didn't have lesbian sleeves so I could wear it.
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A lesbian mile is a longer distance than a regular mile. Lesbians often date people from other towns, and their radius of dating maybe wider than that of a straight person.
Youโre so cool, but you live so far away... 50miles isnโt that far in lesbian miles babe, donโt worry, weโll work it out.
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A spray to keep the lesbians away
Girl where is my lesbian repellent
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A feminine lesbian who tends to dress in very feminine clothing and enjoys cute stuff. Likes flowers and cuties stuff. Often looks like a straight girl, but is actually gay.
Wow I didnโt know she was a lipstick lesbian, I thought she was straight.
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