A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.
Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely
The end result of not washing ones vagina at the end of the day thus creating a crust and foul odor.
After a day of hiking noone appreciated Lisa's moldy muff smelling up the tent.
Female version of sack tapping.
Did you see that? He just muff cupped that girl.
Jerry wanted me to tongue punch his turd cutter but when I yanked his skivvies down I got a face full of butt muff.
The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.
"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."
The small bulge in a ladies trousers where thigh meets genitals.
Mary's trousers were so tight, when she got out of the car after me I could see her muff line.