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Similar to the pH scale in chemistry, The SWAMP (Sesh-With-Against-Meet-Parents) Scale is a 1-10 scale used to rate a guy/girl you are dating.
The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.
For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.
Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.
The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
Yeah so I met this girl off tinder, she's fucking mental hanging out with her, I've never seen a girl do so much tequila in one night, absolute mad one, I'm definitely gonna keep seeing her but god would she ever not be appropriate to come to my cousin's wedding next month, on The SWAMP Scale I'd rate her at around a 2.
A certain club that Shrek lovers are a part of. The club most commonly revolves around the "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" video series. On Fridays, all involved club members must wear their "swamp club outfits," aka a lazy day outfit with sweatpants.
Awe c'mon Mark, it's Friday! Where's your Swamp Club outfit?
A sex act; You and your partner are completely nude, with the exclusion of army boots. You head on down to the untamed Looyisana Bayoo, And perform a three-way with a 12 foot gator.
John Doe: Annie wanted a little more excitement with sex, so I Looyisana Swamp Stomped her!
The mix between pussy milk and swamp ass the occurs after hot, outdoor, sexual encounters
Last week I was at a Gator game and I fucked this girl in the Porto-potty, her swamp-goo got all over my pants and it won’t come out
The mix between pussy milk and swamp ass the occurs after hot, outdoor, sexual encounters
Last week I was at a Gator game and I fucked this girl in the Porto-potty, her swamp-goo got all over my pants and it won’t come out
A word to represent the female act of teabagging. Women do not have the ability to bag, so instead they smash with their swamp.
Did you see Janice just swamp smash that guy after she hit him in the balls?
swamp ass thing is a man-like create who lives in a swamp. he cares alot about swamps so don't be disrespectful.
someone: hey! lets got to that swamp place!
me: ok but be respectful! swamp ass thing lives here!!