night talk

If you talk late around midnight with your friends on AIM, MSN, ICQ, you start to regret what you said that night the next morning.

DUDEx486: HEY WNNA GO 2 TEH MOVVIIZ?
jayjayop4: SUURE!
*The next day.*
DUDEx486: SRRY BRO, THAT WAS JUST NIGHT TALK YESTRDAY NGHIT!!!!
jayjayop4: l0l

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Talking Shit

When 2 people get together and exchange dialog about fecal matter.

Ray and Peter got together and were Talking Shit

Ray "peter, have you seen the nugget of shit on my floor?"

Peter "Oh yes! it was quiet fascinating, i had to save it in my pocket!"

Ray "it was such a lovley texture of poo that i dont blaime you"

Peter "do say ray! do say!, this lovley brown nugget of fresh poop i will spread in my pocket half on my pants dear sir!"

Ray "do say!"

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talk-over

Another type of talk-over is related to proximity. This can often be the case in a work environment where there are cubicles. Imagine 3 cubicles in a row, and person #1 wishes to speak to person #3. He or she often just talks loud to be heard, basically talking over the person stuck in the middle.

Imagine 3 cubicles in a row, and person #1 wishes to speak to person #3. He or she often just talks loud to be heard, basically talking over the person stuck in the middle. So in this case person #1 decided to talk-over person #2

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Dog talk

Attempting to have a conversation with your pet as if it could understand you and reply back.

Stop dog talking he's not going to say anything back

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Scatter-talk

When someone (in conversation) changes the subject in mid-sentence or thought with no transition whatsoever.

When my sisters and I get together, we often engage in "scatter-talk", covering many subjects at once with no transition from subject to subject.

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Talk Shat

Past tense of talking shit.

"I used to talk shat about Mia before I realized how cool she was."

"Back when you were still shat talking Jeremy, I thought he was a jerk too..."

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talking axe

1.axe that talks to you
2.axe that glows when danger is near.
3.axe that also glows when horny.

that talking axe is glowing! Watch out danger is co....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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