Power Texting

Sending numerous text messages sent at once very quickly. Can be used to annoy someone or to show a lack of experience texting. Can also be used to interrupt someones process of replying repeatedly.

Blake: Hey Mom! Where are you?
Mom: Hey!
Mom: Im on my way!
Mom:Where are you?
Mom: What are you doing?
Blake: Wtf? Stop power texting!

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Great text

A sarcastic remark used when taking the piss out of someone who thinks their Text/tag is really good but is actually shit.

"I tagged the bus stop yesterday!"
"What'd ya write?"
"..Great text"

"Why have you written that Great text all over your book?"

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Text-fast

having your fone taken away for more than 24 hours without text. being text-hungry because of either confiscation or self-disciplinary acts.

Emily: Oh my gosh. how's the text-fast going?

Trina: horrible! i cant text at allm i dont have my fone with me and i feel like breaking down right now.

or

Heather: ur not replying to my texts! is something wrong?

Melane: Yeah. took a bet that i couldnt text-fast for more than 3 weeks.

Heather: Thats horrid!

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speed texting

When someone texts at or close to the speed of light and defies the laws of physics. This is usually accomplished by preppy teenage girls.

Dude1: My new girlfriend just replied to my text before it even finished sending!

Dude2: She must be speed texting again.

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text-a-mans

A text or email sent to a man for a weekend tribute.

LET’S ALL SEND OUT SOME TEXT-A-MANS

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after text

When someone texts you about "how much fun they had", that "they'd like to see you again" and that they're "sorry for leaving without saying goodbye" after you hook up.

Worried girl who over-thinks things: "I don't know if he likes me, you guys."
Girl's friends: "He definitely likes you! He send you an after text!"

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Text Off

Texting instead of calling your employer to advise you will not be coming into work. Commonly used to avoid having to fake sounding sick when you are not actually sick.

"I really want to blow off work today, but my boss will ask me questions. Why don't you Text Off instead?"

"I'm not coming in today I am very sick right know I ve been taking medication all nght. Body is all aching doctor advise to stay home until Wed."

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