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The proper way to ask for nudes
Guy: Cometh titties?
Girl: *sends nudes*
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a nude or topless photo sent via text
dude, this chick just sent me a titty text, I told you she had a nice rack!
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Frosted Flakes pronounced wrong.
Hey can I get those Titty Flakes. Oh sorry I meant Frosted Flakes
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1. A person that skips from one thing to another; basicly hypocrite
2. When someone drives a muscle car and then jumps to an import
ex: Tim is a titti skipper because he Mr.Jones fat when he's fatter than him
ex:Joe:Ey Evan did you see Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift?
Evan:Yea why?
Joe:The main character is such a titti skipper.
Evan:Cause he started with a muscle car and at the end he drove an import.
Joe:Yea fuck that lets go watch Hannah Montana.
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when her breasts are so wildly big they mesmerize you in ways you didn’t believe were possible
Person 1: Man, she’s got those beast tits, i go wild when i see them.
Person 2: Dude, be careful, you know what girls with beast tittys can do...
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stealing fake tits from a blonde prostitute so you can wear them yourself
Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,
half an hour later
Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.
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The act of abruptly getting someone attention, rudely, like poking a woman in the boob with your finger.
hey dude.. hello?... BONK TITTY! 'What'd you say?' You heard me!
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