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The friend that backs up your gut vibes when you’re about to make a bad choice on a dating app because you’ve let emotions or desperation take over.
A: I don’t know if this person is crazy or amazing.
B: Well, what did your Gut-check Luke say?
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to masturbate excessively whilst listening to electronic music
that goateed mutha fucker sure likes to cool hand luke - i saw him at tower records the other day with his arm in a sling
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Is when you take a Darth Vader Grilled Cheese and scrape off the burnt (dark) side, to reveal it was still good underneath.
guy 1, " ahh shit, i totally made a darth vader grilled cheese!"
guy 2, " dude, just scrape it off and make it a luke skywalker grilled cheese instead."
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Receiving a hand job while watching the film Cool Hand Luke.
-Dude how was movie night with Janelle?
--It was sweet, especially when I got a Cool Hand Luke Job!
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The best way of having that 'w*nked off by someone else' feeling.
Go to a mortuary and place your erect member into the hand of a recently deceased person. Wait for rigor-mortis to set in. Once your member is firmly in place, remove the arm of the deceased and proceed to masturbate with this furiously.
Thanks for the cool hand luke Grandma!
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Is when one freezes a souvenir cigar tube 3/4 full of water and surprises his mate while in doggie-style by inconspicuously inserting into said mates anus. The Cool Hand Luke also lends itself to the possibility of further anal exploration/pleasure as the anus has been numbed. The reverse Cool Hand Luke is occurs when said cigar tube is removed from the anus and slid into the the vagina or vice versa.
My luvah man slipped me a Cool Hand Luke last night and made it hotter to take it in the ass.
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Angel and Demon. The two cosmic forces that have entered into an eternal, recurring epic battle. This time the incarnations are two young hoodlums, they must learn to master the powers they have within. Will Luke learn to contol the raging Demon force? Will Eamon finally understand the 5 Angelic Gifts of Power? How will the filmmakers manage to fit in sci-fi, a prophet character, kung-fu, samurai swords, gun play, anime storylines, American pop culture jokes, cool special effects, a final battle, a shared love-interest, and the journy of two heroes? Love. Strength. Hope.
"That plot was very eamon quinn and luke palmer driven.
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