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The perfect saying that could be used in any situation.
Person 1: How's the wife?
Person 2: She took the kids.
Person 1: Good job on getting those little crotch goblins off your back.
when a nigga like me smashes your wifey on her girl's night out while you are constantly calling her to check where she is
me: next time your girl is going out without you, remember boy, I am gonna show you what a wife steal is :)
banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.
Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.
You just married Noah schnapp. You know where he lives now, his collage, what he does. And his phone number!!
Me: Im Noah schnapps wife. I will kidnap him and make him love me. Xx
Looking and just guessing by the way they behave ( especially to females ) will make you say oh yeah he/she is a wife beater , thus wife beater energy.
Another level to black air force energy
Idk nigga
Damn you see treated her !? Oh he he different he got wife beater energy
OpposingFork's Errand Wife is a muscular man who does forks chores but in a femalish manner, idk how this is possible but fork does it, its free v-bucks and say gex yes fork has this, its very cool you should buy one for only 2.59 SYP. virtually free slave. Forks mom doesnt approve because its so not halal mode, fork doesnt care he says fuck off and then starts working on forkbot very much adding many features (Disclaimer: This happens in an impossible reality where fork updates forkbot very much and so nothing here actually happens, so fork cant get mad for something that is not real)
OpposingFork's Errand Wife is so zesty skibidi toilet max sigma rizz level 3 gyat etc.
when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.
-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!