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bladder just fell out of my asshole

The term used to describe the feeling of weightlessness brought about by motion forces.

Bob: *drives over a big bump on the highway, at full speed in his 98 Camry with blown shocks*

Nate: Damn, my bladder just fell out of my asshole.

by Larry Saunders August 18, 2021


Good gracious your gorgeous inside and out!

Good gracious your gorgeous inside and out! That is all, take care! i am here jumping from stream to stream making people smile and laugh, cuz there is too much hate on the internet. Love peace and chicken grease! You're beautiful, you're one of a kind, Smile more!

Good gracious your gorgeous inside and out! -Bliss213

by Bliss213 July 20, 2023


sticks m legy out real far

The phrase "sticks m legy out real far" was first used as a caption for a picture of a cat stretching his leg outwards. Now, it's mainly known as a meme, and you can sometimes find it on any photo of an animal sticking its leg out.

picture of a cat sticking its leg out

Caption: sticks m legy out real far

by andrew_irl February 10, 2021


Twist and rip my fucking heart out

Normally used by Destiel shippers as a play on a famous fanfiction called Twist and Shout.
Because of how sad the fic is, many feel their heart is ripped from their chest.

Girl 1: Have you read Twist and Shout?
Girl 2: More like Twist and rip my fucking heart out!
Girl 1: I know! It's so sad.

by crazyloser2285 November 18, 2021


Swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer

Keeping with baseball metaphors it is to go after someone far more attractive than oneselves and manage to have sex with them.

Michael: You went after Mackenzie? That's pretty bold she's like a 10!
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.

by awesome24678 January 10, 2017


National Ask Your Crush Out Day

August 2nd, go ask your crush out!!

Josh: dude it's August 2nd!
Daniel: so??
Josh: it's national ask your crush out day!!
Daniel: oh shit.

by Fumb Duck August 2, 2022


Get your face out my face

get your face out my face, is a common phrase used to threaten or square up on sum bitch thats trynna fight

"hey back off,get your face out my face.okay dog?!"
"you're actually dumb,so just get your face out my face"

by choocieobtainer November 27, 2018