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When a woman enters the "wide legged forward fold" yoga position and a man recieves oral sex from her while simultaneously spreading her labia from above and using her vagina as a spit cup.
I hooked up with a confused feminist from a physical therapy training course who wanted to meld progressive sex with redneck values, so I gave her the Yoga Spit Cup.
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When someone can't swallow their pride and actually say "I'm sorry", but give out fruit cups instead, that's called a fruit cup apology.
Sometimes they'll give a sample of mascara, or a shirt from their closet that they don't want anymore, but it's always something they don't care about, and it's always given with the expectation that the recipient will forgive whatever fucked up thing the fruit cup apologizer did wrong. The fruit cup is more of a metaphor than anything.
If the "gift" is accompanied by an "I'm sorry", it cannot be a fruit cup apology. The phrase is only to be used when someone is avoiding having to apologize.
It's made even more pathetic when the person feels the need to constantly tell others that they're a good person. Only bad people fruit cup apologize.
Janice used a fruit cup apology with these old pants last week, but today she didn't like how I shut the cabinet door, so she called me ungrateful and wanted the pants back. Just wait, tomorrow she'll fruit cup apologize with a peanut butter cup.
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Similar to 'Thats what she said' but more sophisticated grown up, party slang. Used especially when alcoholic beverages are involved and they are disguised in red party cups.
*Party going on*
Sara: "...so then Ashliegh said to him, THATS TOO BIG!"
All: "woah! thats too big...IN A RED PARTY CUP!"
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The plastic SOLO brand cup you drink whatever the hell it is you're drinking now, you can't remember, at parties.
People buy them for everything becuase they're cheap, and no one cares that the'll all end up in land fills.
Usualy red, but sometimes blue. They're flimsy, amd crack easily. Especialy if you sit on one.
If you're not sure if it's yours, please don't drink out of it. You could get mono.
Fill a generic party cup with urine, and set it on that asshole's ceiling fan.
Now run.
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(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the X-Cup Minefield (where X is equal to the number of remaining cups) is a re-rack called at any number of cups in which all remaining cups are arranged randomly spaced throughout the side of the table. Considered the boldest call in all of Beer Pong
I'm feeling ballsy, guys. Let's get the X-Cup Minefield.
Dude, did you see the game when Eric called the 10-Cup Minefield? He didn't win, but it actually came pretty damn close. Zack had nothing to do with it.
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The formal name for NASCAR's top-level racing series as of 2004. This division includes stars such as Jeff Gordon, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Bill Elliott, and Rusty Wallace.
It was known as the Winston Cup Series from 1971-2003.
The 2004 Nextel Cup Series season should feature more than a few exciting moments.
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A horrible abomination bestowed upon mankind. It's filled with the tears of millions of lost and miserable souls. One should only take a sip when they find themselves witnessing or being apart of an extremely sad or utterly depressing occurrence.
"I just found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me with my father. I'm going to go sit in a corner and take a long sip from The Cup Of Human Sadness now."
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