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baby's daddy

A guy who is a lousy father, who gots one or more kids with one or more chicks and, thinks he's a pimp. And instead of takin care of the baby he goes out an finds another chick to fuck. Until she too becomes just another baby's momma and he moves on. So on and so forth.

girl one:"Who is that?"
girl two:"That's my dumbass baby daddy and his dumb ho"

by baby momma September 12, 2004


Baby Balls

A looked achieved by shaving your balls. The after effect is a look of adolescent genitalia disguised as a young boy. Used to visually increase the size of the male organ. This ceremonial tradition is often done to better aerodynamics, to increase effectiveness of pounding the vag. As well as, decreasing the likelihood of being discovered when T-bagging other individuals in their sleep.

His package was neatly trimmed, it looked like baby balls.

Dude, you can't T-bag him! He'll find out. "No its cool man, I got them baby balls"

by Takeout artist August 24, 2008


chud-baby

A baby formed from filthy and/or dilapidated used condoms that inseminates an ovum in the grimy gutter or trash receptical in a major metropolitan area. The ovum is usually the result of 1 day or more old hooker vaginal secretions.

No two humans exist that could naturally spawn something as filthy as you; you must be a chud-baby.

by Michael Hellbacon December 23, 2005


baby 9

Lil 9 millimeter pistol. Good slang

Yo, you keep talking that stick talk I'll hit yo dumb ass with that baby 9!

by Lorgarry410 April 13, 2016


Tasting Babies

Swallowing a thick, creamy load of semen.

Sonja is a cum whore. She loves tasting babies.

by Eaton Holgoode October 03, 2015


baby-cakin'

Whining or complaining

Wife: "I can't hike all the way up that hill, I've got heels on."
Husband "Ah, quit your baby-cakin'."

by Straw Stack March 12, 2009


baby backdraft

During a tantrum: the dreadful pause that follows a baby's initial scream, as it sucks back more air, to release, an even louder, longer, more ear piercing shriek.

I was just settling into my seat on the plane, when a disgruntled baby nearby let loose with a blood curdling wail. Then came the baby backdraft. It took in a huge gulp of air. I sat helplessly in that half second of calm, waiting for the deafening howl to fill the cabin.

by shootandrun October 14, 2010