doing physics

Similar to the above definition, the act of "doing physics" can be the most productive, yet time-wasting moments of one's life.
Similar to Doing Nothing, it involves nothing, nothing, more nothing, wank, Call of Duty, nothing, nothing, wank, reassurance of parents that you are actually doing physics, wank, nothing, finally followed by a wanktathlon in which the subject is bone dry of energy and stamina, hence they p00n n00B$ on COD for three hours.

Mum (calls out to Sam who is on the toilet): "Sam! Are you doing physics?"
Sam (in a dry exasperated tone, separated by quick and irregular breathing, usually associated with masturbating): "Yeah... ah.. ahah... gergghh... it's ahh... going well... jerhg... meheh... foooahhh..."

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Do a nin

To perform oral sex on a lady when you are fully clothed but she is fully naked and have your friends catch you...

Do a nin; I totally just did a nin on maria in your bed and the boys barged in and caught us...dont worry man I'll change the sheets!!

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Doing the Gaul

A method of stabilising oneself whilst on public transport by means of holding on to two hand rails or slings simultaneously, in such a way that both arms are raised above the head. As a result, the commuter will be well protected from the effects of sudden braking or turning.

"Doing the Gaul, no way I can fall"

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do sumthin

A phrase of motivation to get someone to move on from just bitchin' to actually "do sumthin'"

Man #1: I'm sick of not getting shit done!
Man #2: Well, do sumthin'!

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do a drama

To make a scene in public.

"Don't do a drama now, we're in the middle of the mall & everyone's lookin'."

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do it for juul

"do it for juul" aka DIFJ when you or a juul lover does some thing crazy for a hit of a juul.

Do it for juul is doing something crazy for a hit of a juul
Leo takes ashley juul and rips it and ashley punches him in the face as leo gets up he yells "DO IT FOR JUUL"

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do wun it

Used to describe a situation that is worked out quite nicely and one is happy with the results.
Originated from Newbury, Berkshire.

'Yeah I've got eight Stellas for three quid! Do wun it!'

'Managed to blag a lift with Jamie on saturday night to that house party ... Do wun it!'

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