Drinking water over the sink

When you're low-key flexing to your employees about what you'll be doing with your s/o later.

Yeah, no clue what I'm doing with the wife tonight - maybe we'll be "drinking water over the sink" -wink*wink-

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Drink the cape off St. Paul.

Irish slang for someone who has the ability to partake in a large amount of drinking

I know I can drink a lot and often guzzle down bottles of prosecco out of Mcdonalds cups whilst sitting on town benches, but this guy I know can Drink the cape off St. Paul.

I'd drink her bath water!

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

dude#1:"Did you see Jessica Alba yesterday on the MTV Music Video Awards? She's so hot! I'd love to hit that!"

dude#2:"Hell ya! I'd drink her bath water!!!"

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fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun

Usually, a overweight black man on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun

Hey look at that fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun, what an idiot

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Moishy, Drink your juice box!

1. Shut up and be quiet, you're an embarassment.

A. Do I look fat in this shirt?
A. No really I think I look fat in it.
A. Guys, do you think I should change?

B. Moishy, Drink your juice box.

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Drinking a Red Bull through a straw

Being on the receiving end of a glory hole; sucking a dick through a hole in the wall

This guy from work likes drinking a Red Bull through a straw at the truck stop. He loves throating huge cocks.

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I'd like to buy you a drink

Universally-accepted euphemism for "I'd like to sleep with you."

A cute girl says she'd like to buy you a drink. This means she thinks you're at least mildly attractive and if you play your cards right, you might get laid.

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