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French Breakfast

A sexual act involving elderly breasts that resemble the popular French breakfast food known as CrΓͺpes. This must include fruit of some kind such as Strawberries, Blueberries, ect. The fruit can be fresh or canned.

Hey your grandma had me over last night, things got a little crazy, and the next morning I was greeted with a nicely arranged French Breakfast.

by Krazypoloc June 6, 2011

7πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


French Arrogance

1. The uniquely French condition, of words and body language usually exhibited by waiters in French restaurants

2. The belief that French sportsmen can get away with any kind of foul play, mixing the sports of Volleyball and "Le Socceur".

French arrogance is initiated with a shrug of the shoulders, a sour face and a words like "must you really speak to me. I was busy looking important until you came along", accompanied by turning the back to the person before they respond.

by dli_agus_ceart June 23, 2010

11πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


French Sex

Titty-sex.

Michelle is a ho, but she wants to stay a virgin till she's 16, so she only gives French sex... you know, titty-fucking.

by Doodoomaker July 17, 2008

72πŸ‘ 242πŸ‘Ž


French Army

Civilions and a truck with a 50 cal.

OH no the french army is coming, wait what french army?

by French slayer October 1, 2009

23πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


french tickler

Sexual act requiring both male and female to have full untrimmed pubic hair; the female will sit on a mans face, holding his head while tickling his nose with pubic hair until he sneezes. For the male, a woman's head is held down while she preforms oral sex; her nose is then rubbed into the pubic hair until she sneezes and/or vomits.

I thought I was possibly having allergic reactions to giving my wife oral sex, in reality she was just giving me a french tickler!

by prowler_907 March 3, 2018

4πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


French Milk

1. The act of filling a womans vagina or anus with milk and letting her shoot it into your mouth

Ex. Why don't you guys come over tonight ill be serving French milk

by Silent-D August 5, 2007

9πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


French Fries

The plural version of French Fry, meaning a hot, young (16-25 yrs old), French guy.

They are normally found all over Paris. They're the type one desperately wants to check out but is too embarassed to, so one makes sneaky glances at them to satisfy one's mental demand.

Girl 1:"I think the Spanish Omelettes and Italian Pizzas are top notch!"

Girl 2:"No, you've got it all wrong...it's all about the FRENCH FRIES!!!"

by GET OUT! August 15, 2008

10πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž