full kit wanker

A grown man or Woman wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. Football Shirt, shorts and socks. This may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. You will naturally think/say ' What a wanker'. Therefore 'What a full kit wanker' is applicable.

Man/Woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. Maybe in the High Street, Pub,public transport.......Anywhere in fact!!! Even on the Terraces at the match!!! Anybody commiting this crime is a 'Full kit wanker'.

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Face Full

When someone rubs their ass in your face and farts repeatedly, while you are licking their ass.

I got a face full yesterday.

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Full-on Pata-chub

A massive, throbbing chub brought on by experiencing Patagonia with any of the five senses.

Ben linked me to the M's Capilene 4 Expedition Weight 1/4-Zip Hoody; I was instantly at full-on Pata-chub.

Full Support of the Board

Something that a football club's board will say to the media about their coach 2-4 weeks before firing him.

Despite having gone 3-22 this season, Coach Furner has the full support of the board.

Full Course Meal

This word is commonly used to describe Jack Avery, a member of the popular group called Why Don't We (Buy their ep, something different on iTunes) by describing someone as a full course meal you are calling them hot, tasty enough to eat, cute, etc....

Jack is such a full course meal

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full course meal

Jonah Marais, from the rising band Why Don't We, could easily be described as a full course meal. He is attractive, can sing, and is tall.

A "full course meal" describes someone who has it all. Usually when describing females, they are slim thick. But when describing males, they could have a range of characteristics such as: being over 6 feet, having muscles, having plump lips, has a sense of humor, and doesn't cheat.

All of those describe Jonah Marais. He gained attention in 2015-2016 when he joined video broadcasting sight YouNow and began to show his talent of singing. After joining band Why Don't We in late 2016, he was surprisingly bombarded with teenage girls tweeting about him being a "snack" or a "full course meal."

Also, he "looks good enough to eat", which is another reason of which he would be considered a full course meal.

"Did you see Jonah & Zach in that new interview tonight? Lookin' like two full course meals."

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full stomach bliss

When you have hit the maximum you can eat without "crossing over" to a "food coma." The magical moment of not too much; just right.

I have to say, that Grand Slam Breakfast has given me "full stomach bliss."

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