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WHEN YOU GET NOODLES DOWN THE ASS AND IT COMES OUT AS " GERMAN NOODLES "
Those "german noodles" were so good last night
When you tuck your erect penis into your waist band to hide your massive boner.
I was bricked up just looking at the teacher I had to pull out the German Beltbuckle
The most disgusting, depraved sexually deviant act you could ever imagine.
Dude 1: So how was last night with that Chick?
Dude 2: dude....... German Cheerio.....
Dude 1: *Gun To Head*
The art of two girls scissoring then simultaneously urinating onto eachothers genitalia
“Hey shawty let’s go have a good ole fashion German sprinkler!!”
The art of two girls scissoring then simultaneously urinating onto eachothers genitalia
“Hey shawty let’s go have a good ole fashion German sprinkler!!”
When you find German females ina beach and you want to make them wetter then the Atlantic Ocean
Holy shit your fingering the fuck out of German women
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When you find German females ina beach and you want to make them wetter then the Atlantic Ocean
Holy shit your fingering the fuck out of German women