Black Insurance

A non-African-American who brings a black friend guaranteeing against loss or harm in an area mostly populated by African-Americans.
**Other forms include, White Insurance, Brown Insurance, Yellow Insurance and Rainbow Insurance.

Latina: "I need to bring me some Black Insurance today when I go to the Compton swapmeet."

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Black City

Black City

When a black man feels wronged, because a white person actually asked him to do work, he says black city, as a reference to slavery.

White Shop teacher: "Can you go get the 2 by 4?"
Black Man: "Black City"

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but he's black

A phrase that makes a regular achievement seem better just because that person is African American.

You: Hey dude, John has a 2.7 GPA.
Friend: Okay, that's not really that good.
You: But he's black.
Friend: 2.7? That must be some type of record. He should get into Yale.

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black haven

the realest trillest and downright most kilelst part of M.E.M.P.H.I.S.

"black haven style, put the glock up to ya mouth..." Gangsta Boo

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Rebecca Black

A young girl hoping to become a "new Justin Beiber" with her new song "Friday"

Except for the fact that her lyrics are shit
She can't sing
& she's VERY unattractive.
The only reason people watch her video is to make fun of it.

Rebecca Black: "Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end"
Scarred listener: Shut the fuck up you 12 year old hoe!

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Black fu

the art of fighting known by all african-americans at birth

"Damn dude that nigga know some mean ass Black fu"

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Black cunt

Derogatory term for an Australian Aboriginal. Used as a mean of describing disdain to them or an individual.

Those black cunts come into town every week to collect their welfare money. This country would rather give handouts to some monkeys than fix its own problems.

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