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Secure-a-load

To make sure your man has ejaculated in you before he's left alone for a spell so he doesn't do so with anyone else while you're not there.

"hold up, I'll be right there in a few minutes, I need to secure-a-load real quick."

by DimReflectionofloyalty&Love July 14, 2024


Load shredding

Load Shredding is when you have Load Shedding in your area and can't work. So you rack up your mountain bike to go "Load Shredding"

Hi dude, seeing that we can't work due to Load shedding, let's get our bikes and go Load Shredding!

by Munchk1n March 4, 2022


Load Shredding

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 "Load Shedding", so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab yout mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"

Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."

by February 23, 2023


Bucket Truck Loaded

It’s when your truck is loaded with pallets while the forklift driver is blind folded

Hey, this will be a good idea! Let’s do the Bucket Truck loaded thing, tie me up!!

by ForRealguy October 24, 2023


Bucket Truck Loaded

It’s when your truck is loaded with pallets while the forklift driver is blind folded

Hey, this will be a good idea! Let’s do the Bucket Truck loaded thing, tie me up!!

by ForRealguy October 24, 2023


double decker cheese loaded bastard

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy

"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*

by 6aXL September 30, 2020


squid load

When you put a squid in your urethrae and participate in lewd actions with a woman. Upon reaching orgasm, the squid is ejected from your penis, leaving your partner with partially cooked sashimi.

Yo, I gave my girlfriend a huge squid load last night. She wasn't very hungry so she just threw the squid away.

by ejewbod March 2, 2018