Whoremon

A girl who claims she is a devoted good person and Christian follower of the mormon church but is later found to be a complete long life destroying covert skank who will sleep will anybody and everybody and cheat and homewrecker and then act as if shes the victim and reverses the actions of those around her with her own. Also see delusional psychotic bitch, loser, scum and cheater.

"Christina Caccioppo was a historical mormon traitor who desecrated her mormon blessed marriage cheating on and homewrecked her undeserving husband and brought home pestilence and diseases to the very last dedicated faithful breath he gave. After the church exiled her in shame for her ventures with baby sacrificing devil worshipping bums and toothless weirdos and now is the figure head if the term "whoremon" aka whoreman wife" also see slut wife and diseased cumdumspter

Secure-a-load

To make sure your man has ejaculated in you before he's left alone for a spell so he doesn't do so with anyone else while you're not there.

"hold up, I'll be right there in a few minutes, I need to secure-a-load real quick."