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An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet
Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.
girlll im about to log in my zoom; logging into my zoom is mandatory 💯
When you feel like taking a dump, but then suddenly the urge disappears.
Man.. I just walked to the bathroom, turned out it was just a Ghost Log. I no longer need to shit!
When there is a freshly dropped turd on clean untouched snow.
Yeah, the snow is beautiful..... Wait... Aw man! There's a homeless guy dropping a frosty log!
A alternative, more appropriate way of saying the phrase, “For the Love of God.”
“Are finished yet?”
“No, we still have to carry the basket to the top.”
“Oh, Feature Log!”
When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.
I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.