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The most stealthy version of max that is always befriending karate raccoons and wearing a ski mask.
I once saw a ninja max surrounded by a horde of rabid raccoons all wearing ninja masks.
Did you see her? Where’s her tits? She got ninja-tits!
A mythical form of stealth transport used to deposit large numbers of people at a store, pub or other public venue without any prior warning. Used primarily by retail and hospitality staff when faced with a sudden rush of customers for no apparent reason.
It's normally quiet this time of day. Where did everyone come from?
Must have been a ninja bus.
The Sneaky Ninja is a way of hiding your erection whilst in your jeans at a lap-dancing club, the art of tucking it away so they can't grind extra tips out of you.
So did she get you hard? Yeah but the ol sneaky ninja didn't give it away.
When you collect your fart in your cupped hand and throw it like a snowball in the general direction of anybody unexpecting it.
Rob's spaghetti O's looked kind of bland so when he turned his head I spiced them up with a ninja snowball.
Being a hater and not showing it.
Man, Steve seems like he's a pretty cool guy.
You kidding? Steve hates your guts. He's the biggest ninja-hater we got around here.
Jumping on and off of facebook all sneaky like in order to check, and update your statuses before anyone can IM you. It is unknown why people take up this tactic instead of making oneself invisible while online.
I wanted to talk to Tora, but she keeps ninja booking.