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On a large industrial restaraunt grill several peeled and sliced raw onions are thrown with a large helping of lard.
Then a frozen hamburger patty is placed on top of the onions. As the onions burn they give off a nauseating stench that is blown into the outside air by large fans.
The smell is used to attract Okie neanderthals and to sicken passerbys. The buns are then used as sponges to soak up the onion juice as they brown. The onion burger is then assembled, wrapped in paper and placed in a bag.
After leaving the stand you sit in your car and digest this culinary affront. Always save the napkins and bag you will need these shortly.
Here are some other names for this Okie delicacy:
Diarrhea waiting to happen.
Dysentary on a plate.
Bulemic's delight.
The dam buster.
To add to the dining experience most of these onion burger stands do not have bathrooms.
Bob: "Are you hungry?"
Sally: "Well not too much, but I haven't puked yet today so we can get an onion burger."
Bob: "That's a great idea! I have been a little constipated lately."
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A shitty big ass Burger that has A burger as its head so... FUCK I ATE MY KIDS? He also hates pizza
Hay man, you want som big ass burgers? Yes but where? DURR BURGER
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A person who is such a jerk... that they resemble a burger!
"That guy is such a jerk burger, he needs a side of extra pickles!!!"
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When someone eats food and it is not fully digested! This is then shat out and gets stuck in the hair of the ass, leaving dingle berries once it hardens! The ass is then eaten out and this is an ass burger!
Dude this chick totally ate my ass burger!
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Inspired by the hamburger joint Five Guys, burgers and fries occurs when a girl simultaneously performs double anal, double vaganal, and oral sex. She is having sex with a total of five guys - hence, burgers and fries.
Hey girl, you down for some burgers and fries?
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when ur workin in a restaurant and sum guy pisses u off actin like a dickhead so u stick your finger up your ass and wipe shit on his burger tellin em its brown sauce
Shudda seen his face wen he realised it was my crusty shit and not brown sauce haha its well gd fun givin ppl brown burgers!
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its when a male Ejaculates on a female's top of the head and he puts the BURGER KING hat on the female. IT HAS TO BE THE BURGER KING HAT!
The man did the burger king on the lady.
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