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He has a long peter. I am a purple peter eater - as in giver of BJs to a purple penis or any chosen colour.
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A pretty good musician who gave us 'Baby I Love Your Way' and 'Show Me The Way' but who put his career in the shitter after he starred in the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band movie which sucked ass. Now he has to get his food at B.K. and not have it catered to him on a silver plate which he then throws away after he is done like the best guitarist of all time Eric Clapton
Peter Frampton's album 'Frampton Comes Alive' was popular for an unknown reason.
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Something you need to do to either get your karma back on track or to prevent your ass from getting whooped.
A good deed.
"I better pull a St. Peter or Mama's gonna give me the shoe!"
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A kitchen utensil that doubles as a cum- catcher for PETE MEAT to wank into.
"Quick, get Peters Pan I'm gonna shoot my muck"
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A Peter is a boy with a massive dick, he is most likely gonna find a fit girl called monica and fall in love with her.
“I’m a Peter”
“I’ve got a Peter Dick”
Oh my good he has Peters dick
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A man who has parked (not driven) his penis for a very long time.
Jack Hoffa is definitely a Peter Parker. He hasn't fucked a woman for 7 years!
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