boom show·er
/bo͞om SHou(ə)r/
noun
1.
a party held exclusively by the male gender to celebrate a life milestone. Alcohol and stupid behavior is requisite.
The guys are having a boom shower for john. He just found out he is going to be a dad.
A shower so hot it makes your skin turn bright red
“It’s getting late, I should probably take my daily hell shower.”
A shower that involves putting your balls into a shower drain. Named after Ian from Smosh who in a skit put his balls in a shower drain.
I'll brb I'm gonna take an Ian shower.
I got hurt taking an Ian shower, I don't recommend it.
When one of your friends takes a bath with the leftover water from the other guy taking a shower.
Hercules shower! Hercules shower! Hercules shower!
A shower honey a term to describe the fecund brew that gathers around the perimiters of the shower drain, most commonly made up of common house hold and bodily materials (ie toenails, toe gunk, toe hairs, toe fingers, toe rings)
First recorded use of the the term dates back to the year 1307, in the only remaining manuscript of "Oh, Ye Fungus Amongus" by the mysterious Legumis Labotomus LaTapped III (Houghton Mifflin & Sons, et al, 1982)
"hey michael, I was taking a shower lastnight and couldnt help but notice the shower honey you left behind"
When a girl squirts in sun zero conditions (Siberia) and as it gushed out it covers you in a slushy like consistency
I love it when my girlfriend gives me a frosty shower
When you thought you bought Dove soap but you actually bought Dove chocolate but you use it anyway because you think it will make you smell good plus it works as a good shower snack.
I bought shower chocolate again.
Greg, you fucking idiot.