Ping player

Someone with 12ms ping who thinks they’re good because they’re playing against people with 200ms ping. Usually when they’re called out for it they get defensive and start coping.

Normal player: “ugh this guy has 5 ping he’s beating us”
XxEpicGamerxX: “HAHA GET GOOD!”
Normal player: “you’re such a ping player.”

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Freak Space Cadet Bass Player

Cliff Burton, the Man, the Myth, Legend himself. The Greatest bassist of all time.

" Now we're going to hand it over to Cliff Burton, the Freak Space Cadet Bass Player. He'll show how to play that four string motherfucker!!!!!"

the greatest hide and seek player in the world

osama bin laden

i want to be the greatest hide and seek player in the world, oh wait i'm osama bin laden. I already am the greatest hide and seek player in the world.

Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day

On December 31st every year, although it is New Years Eve, it is also a day to remember Adobe Flash Player, as it will be discontinued on that day in 2020. In 2020, this day will be known as Adobe Flash Player Day, where everyone must use Adobe Flash Player to play their favorite Flash game before it is too late. After 2020, it will be known as Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day, where you pay respects to the fallen Adobe Flash Player Games.

Person 1: Man.. Adobe Flash Player Remembrance Day is coming up.. I miss Flash so much...
Person 2: Yeah.. Flash was my childhood...
Person 1: ....
Person 2: ....

Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Game

Something a cunt says to justify cunty behavior.

John: "I fucked your girl."
Dill: "What the Fuck?"
John: "Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Game."

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Don't hate the player hate the game

If someone (the player) is good at something (the game), don't hate them for it, hate the thing they are good at, because you arent good at or even in the game.

The word player used in this sentence can be confused with the sexual definition of a player.

Person beaten in basketball: "get the fuck out of here with that bullshit"

Winner: "don't hate the player hate the game"

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native american flute player

The native american usually refers to Indians, or white people. flute in this case refers to the penis So now it means someone that gives oral sex

I an a native american flute player. Can I see your flute I have a native america flute, want to see it {want to play it?

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