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Beaver tracks

When you leave shit streaks in your underwear resembling the skid trails from beavers dragging logs through the woods

I was doing laundry the other day and found some undies with beaver tracks in them

by #Fmlfdd June 10, 2024


jaquavious beaver

jaquavious beaver would indeed beat lance in a 1v1

he winning jaquavious beaver or lance

by believeit October 31, 2022


Oregon beaver slide

When you are titty banging your girl, and leave a skid mark on her chest.

Jeff gave me an Oregon beaver slide last night, and just left me lay there

by Dirtydmax May 29, 2023


Sneaky Beaver

When a woman dresses like a man to hide her actually being a woman to avoid detection or get something for herself.

Stacy: Oh? Look at him, he's pretty cute. Think he'll buy us all drinks?
Linda: Don't bother. He's a Sneaky Beaver who comes in now and then to get drinks and leave without being hit on.

by Sabercaster December 09, 2016


Fat Beaver

1. Also known as the Castor Gras. Appending fur (like that of a dog or other household pet) to the condom with an adhesive before commencing any sexual act involving penetration.

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I wanted to try something new last night with Tina, so I shaved my dog and glued the fur to my condom. This is known as a 'fat beaver', in memory of George Colpitts.

by The King of Old Broadway December 21, 2008


Beaver Pole

Not showering after having sex and using your penis to have sex with your next lover. They are getting the Beaver Pole.

He had sex with his wife and went to bed. He did not shower, and the next day he had sex with his girlfriend. She got the Beaver Pole.

by Mr. Butts July 11, 2022


Beaver Lip

When your mouth is so dry (usually from partaking in the devil's lettuce, etc.) that your top lip sticks to the top of your teeth/gums giving the mouth a rodent appearance.

Or 'Fire Marshall Bill' from In Living Color....

"OMG You got cottonmouth so bad! You got Beaver Lip!!"

by AliciaMully November 23, 2024