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The Load

Words added to a headline by a writer in a desperate attempt to lessen its incongruency with his or her political agenda

Mike (reading) DeSantis signs anti-vax mandate into law even as some supporters grumble.
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!

by geekmalone November 19, 2021


Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering the male hierarchy. i.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude…incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaked from a failed condom causing a surprise pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.

Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!

by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023


Load to “load”

Listening to metallica and doing the deed

An example of “Load to “load”” :You are doing the deed in the back of a car and you and your partner are listening to metallica while at it and afterwards getting some icecream.
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Example:
Guy 1:”Yo man, how was last night?”
Guy 2:”it was AWESOME, we had a load to load”
Guy 1:”really!? She is that cool?!”
Guy 2:” Yea man!”

by Xainwashere October 22, 2023


Loading the Toad

Another word for Masturbating

I was Loading the Toad in there!

by BillyJimJoe October 31, 2023


ninja load

A portion of ejaculate that is discovered after due diligence is made to clean up after ones self. The location of which is usually surprising or unexpected.

"I just discovered a ninja load under the bill of my hat! I have been walking around unaware for an hour."

by Jastro February 8, 2014


load bust

When you take/load off something off your chest.

(according to quackity)

I'm load busting all of my secrets to you, don't tell anyone!
I load busted it all to the priest.

by cheetoisveryamazing February 1, 2022


hat loads

when you have a large quantity of a item

"you got any of that stuff mate"
"yes me ol china son i got a hat load me old pal hat loads I tell ya son"

by doctor team and creepersons March 12, 2014