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A proper dick head a ginger twat
Matthew He is pedo never hav sex love girls what are no popular he shout outs girls he loves
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Dave Matthews Band is a talented band that took root in Charlottesville, Virginia during the early nineties. Known for astonishing live performances, the band grew a cult following as diverse as the members, themselves. Word first spread of the “tripping billies” from Virginia through bootleg live recordings and counter-counter music festivals in 92. Featuring a discography that expands on every emotion, the blend incorporates a mix of jazz, folk, and jam-band. Benefiting from classically educated musicians, the mind-expanding arrangements have inspired music majors and instructors alike. The setlist is changed every night, meaning the band has dozens of intricate songs on memory, allowing 4 day-weekend performances. Though the band’s personalities are charming, humble and inclusive, trendhumpers go out of their way to piss on these guys. For some, it’s an intolerance of all things masculine; for others, hatred is fueled by the stereotypes of DMB followers. One critique being how bland, stupid and generic the band is-for this crowd, two radio edits are enough to ignore the 50+ other gems. Don’t be surprised if the david bowie loyalist in the purple v-neck quotes pitchfork media as a means of establishing his or her supremacy over your twelve years as a school-instructed musician. When defending Dave, speak of how eco-friendly the band is and moved on-you were deemed bro from the start but planted a little dave seed, you may have.
Hipster: Hey man, what you listening to?
Cellist: The Dave Matthews Band! I just got their ne...
Hipster: O no, bro (walks away)
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something frequently said by duke depp on dukemoose livestreams
“tw matthew morrison!! i hate your couch!”
Cruel, and unsympathetic to the enemy. Liable to deep thoughts that interrupt sentences. one Bad Ass Machine Gunner
There goes SGT. Matthew Mason again. we should run he looks pissed off.
Mostly a gay dumbass who nobody likes and probably loves you but wont come out of the closet to you
Damn that kid Matthew is a faggot
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Matthew is one of the most dirtiest guys you ever meet, Matthew is scared of water and bugs, This nigga stinks and always complains to take a shower. If you see a Matthew you better bring 10 packs of gum.
This kid stinks. He must be a Matthew
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A guy who is fine asf and athletic. Extremely smart, not only is he hella hot but he is brilliant as well. Even though Matthew is so great, he doesn't use emojis when he texts so it makes him unreadable unless you conversate with him in person. Besides sucking ass at texting, he is a god on earth. He has killer abs and all the ladies want him.
Damnnnnnn, Matthew is fine asf but I texted him last night and I didn't understand if he was happy or not because he was so unexpressive with his words.
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