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A middle school where the demons of hell reside to learn to imitate humans blend in with them, where every kid has to be popular to be happy but unpopular to get favorited, a place where all the teachers suck (I refuse to describe their horror in full), kids get bullied, bring cigarettes, threaten to shoot it up, get injured every day, get in fights every week, talk about drugs, suicide, and cannibalism 24/7, and never stop gossiping about each other behind their backs. What do you think they're saying about you? You'd never know, because lying is the one thing the students are good at.
"Dammit, I got into Mills Park Middle, I heard It's trash... what about you, dude?"
"You're lucky, I stuck with West Cary Middle"
Aka: Goatee; A pattern of facial hair on a homosexual male, forming a circular targetoid shape around the mouth. Origin in key west in the late 80's.
Mahal: Hey greg, you know sandy and her cousin kenny?
Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?
Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.
Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
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a fuckin retard of a mayor on family guy but so funny that i shit myself when he talks. random as fuck
EX1:
(karaoke at the bar)
mayor adam west- i love amateurs singing karaoke at bars... but i dont like baseball cards...
EX2:
mayor adam west- dammit swanson i want them found!
joe- mayor wer looking everywhere for the griffins
mayor adam west- not them u moron. the rest of my lite-brite pieces. my names not adam we. or is it? what number did u call? dont call here again. i guess i showed him... no one messes with adam we....
EX3:
(chris falls on wests flowers)
mayor adam west- my tulips! u dick...
EX4:
mayor adam west- i spent the towns money on a gold plated statue of... digem, the sugar smacks frog...
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Trucker slang for stimulants (amphetamines or extra-strong caffeine pills), used to keep the driver awake and alert. Often used when driving late at night, or on a second shift when the driver should be pulled over and sleeping in a motel or rest stop.
My second driver is a west coast turnaround, and he's gonna drive us all the way back home.
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Iowa city west is one of the worst schools in Iowa. Shitty sports teams and even worse people. Not to mention all of the students are ugly as shit.
“Hey where do you go to school?”
“Iowa city West”
“Burn in hell”
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The attitude of people in west omaha, especially kids, to be lazy and very spoiled. They run away from hard work and hide behind their money. Their parents think its a sin for kids to run in practices
That kid has west o syndrome so bad.
A school full of crackhead and kids smoking in the bathroom but it’s hella chill No matter who u hangout with, plus we don’t get bomb treats like pines charter;)
Friend: yo u wanna tap
Everyone at West Broward high: say less
Later that day: shstwhhwhdsh bruv i’m Trippin