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What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located on the upper side of the fuselage both fore & aft; sometimes called a tandem helicopter) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.
Hey Dennis, check out the flying penis near those buildings over there!!!
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What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located fore & aft) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.
Hey Dennis, check out the flying penis near those buildings over there!!!
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A game played with an unwilling participant, the object of which is to make the participant gag and make funny noises while the penis is inserted in the mouth.
George enjoyed a rousing game of gurgle penis with his imp Dougie.
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A very long and black stump, that lumber jacks would generally pull out of the ground after cutting down a big and brown tree.
Hey man, don't forget to pull out that dababy penis out.
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A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.
My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.
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What Elliott calls Michael in E.T
Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun
Elliott: IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT PENIS BREATH!
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—adjective
1. going out of one’s way to be put on display in order to draw extra attention; usually with no invitation (like the penis on classical nude statues, e.g. Michelangelo‘s “David”)
Gf1: What is Angela wearing? Nobody wants to see all that...
Gf2: Yea, she’s being extra Classical Penis rn...
Dude1: You see Mike at the bar ordering drinks for those girls? You know he can’t afford that...
Dude2: Yea, that Classical Penis shit is why he still drives a Hyundai.
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