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To be overly nice to someone whom you either actively dislike or just aren’t interested in interacting with, but don’t want to cause a scene and risk disrupting the social order.
-Most regularly seen between two white women.
-The interaction is extremely disingenuous and is basically an over-the-top version of the basic “hi how are you” “I’m good how bout you”.
-Pet names such as “hun”, “sweet”, “darling” are often used. Interactions are always brief lasting up to 7 back and forth rounds of conversation but usually only 4.
-To an outside observer, this often looks like an interaction between lifelong best friends.
Tiffany: Jane! So nice to see you!! Have you been doing?
Jane: well howdy, hun! I’ve been great! How are you and the kids?
Tiffany: Everyone is doing great! Jake just graduated from NYU and Lily is pregnant with a baby girl!
Jane: Send them my love!! *walks away*
John: I had no idea you and Tiffany were so close.
Jane: I can’t stand that bitch. I was just being country social.
A person with a southern accent that northerners mistakenly judge to be slow.
Often used as an adjective.
Example: Don't be fooled. She knows what she's doing, she's just country-slow.
When you slirp cum (that isn't yours) out of a vagina, spit it in her ear and sick it out of the other ear. Repeat this motion 12 times to complete 1 Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.
Oh my god did you see Kelly at the bar last night? I would literally give her the Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.
The name of general marketing strategy geared toward the disassociation of Private Businesses, Public Works, and Local events/areas of some historical importance from the more well known regional title “The Illinois Valley” or “The IV” to its aforementioned name. Stemming from its association in some objective proximity with Starved Rock State Park. Said strategy noted to be very unfavorable with locals, promoted mostly by ineffectual business owners and small town pseudo-celebrities on social media platforms.
“Hey I can’t find Starved Rock Country on map, are you sure that’s what it’s called?”
A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.
(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”
A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.
Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there
Jack Avery from Why Don’t We accidentally labeled London as a country in an interview
“Name youre three top favorite country’s”
Jack: uh...Finland! U-uh...-LONDON!
Tehe London the Country was born