playing turtle

This is what happens to a man's penis and testicles when he gets scared, nervous or cold. His junk has major shrinkage.

I took my pants down to show her my big unit, I guess I was nervous and it was playing turtle on me.

Awkward Turtle

Noun: The gesture of making a turtle with your hands to signify and awkward moment

Adjective: To describe an uncomfortable moment

Noun: She made an Awkward Turtle

Adjective: That was awkward turtle as!

turtle licking

The act of licking a small poo which is protruding from your partners anus. When the poo gets sucked in, you stop, but when the poo pushes out again you lick it. It's sort of like "Whack-a-Mole" but instead of using a hammer you're using your tongue, and instead of a mole it's a poo, and instead of a game at Chuck-E-Cheeses it's an anus.

I went "turtle licking" last night and my girlfriend really got into it.

awkward turtle

Interestingly, this is the real British Sign Language sign for turtle.

*awkward turtle*
ASL user: Platypus?
BSL user: Turtle?

turtle dumpling

The action when an african american has sex with an old white woman , and they hump very slow......

holy **** that guys givin her a turtle dumpling!!

Turtle Dick

Term for an uncircumcised penis.

Jake Evans has a turtle dick.

turtle attack

process of curling up and putting head between legs, rocking back and forth, and dreaming of ali weston.

im having a turtle attack! ahhhhhhhh!