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A Bitter Unicorn, they are usually found with a horn covered in blood from using their horn to stab those that offend it.
Bitter unicorn: Did you see that Bitter ass unicorn??? She just stabbed someone with her horn!
An alpha unicorn is a non-
binary, fearless leader of a group.
It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.
It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
Oh wow! Cindy. That alpha unicorn horn was magic last night. The alpha unicorn farted and I rode its face into outer space.
The male or female that any man or woman would want to show off to their mom, their dad, extended family, and the rest of the world as a "suck it" to their exes that didn't live up to the hype. Full unicorns are a rare breed and should be captured and studied on the spot.
That man I started dating turned out to be a full unicorn. -Tracy
My gosh Tracy, you got so lucky!!!! -Her jealous friend
A perverted man in his 50 trying to go rape little kids.
Dude that guy looks like a complete unicorn toes!
A female with the characteristics of a mythical unicorn meaning very rare of a find. And that of a ninja in the fact that if your not careful she will sneak up on you and get you to fall in love with her
Damn jewels is a unicorn ninja I fell in love with her hands down.
The last hot, bi, poly, sexual switch in existence who will alternatively either DM or play healer in D&D
“Wow, she really is the Last Unicorn. She’s sexy, she’s bisexual, she can command me or behave like a good girl and she’s playing the healer in our campaign and DMs another game on the weekends”
The act of putting your head between your bricked up friends legs to mimic having a unicorn horn.
Mom Person - "What the hell are you two doing!?"
Person One - "Oh shit-"
Person Two - "Wait! I can explain! Were Goin' Unicorn!'
Mom Person - "No! You're goin' to a mental institution!"