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Apparently you're not the first person who searched "Urban Dictionary" on Urban Dictionary.com.
Tom: I must be the first smart kid searching urban dictionary on urban dictionary.com!
typing......
Tom: Damn!
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Simultaneously the most fucked up and awesome website in the world. Features thousands of definitions, commonly made by smart arses and 12 year olds.
Person 1: Mate, what does twat mean?
Person 2: I dunno, search it in urban dictionary.
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A website you go to when you’re bored as hell to read definitions made by people who were also bored as hell.
They be foolin on Urban Dictionary.
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Where you look up your mates names and compare the definitions to their actual personality traits, or you make your own name a definition and make yourself look good
Im gonna look your name up on the Urban Dictionary
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When people's friends are defined on UD. Look up any name to see Urban Phonebook.
guy 1: I found my man jddnmd on UD the other day..creepy
guy 2: you mean the urban phonebook
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An obese or morbidly obese person that you might see walking outside. These creatures tend to be elusive and by themselves, making them exceptionally rare in outdoor situations, but can be seen congregating at buffet lines and Cinnabon stores. They are easily distinguishable by their camouflaging characteristics of having regular buttocks and frontal buttocks as well as frontal and rear breast flaps as to confuse people of exactly which direction they are moving.
Holy crap, you would have dented your car if you hit that Urban Manatee.
Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.
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an adventure contained within a city or otherwise cosmopolitan environment, providing those on the journey the opportunity to spot artefacts of great design, natural beauty, amazing history and other achievements of man.
My urban safari of Hong Kong taught me much about its past colonial rule.
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