Bird brain

a dumb friend who never makes any sense and always gets you confused

Your such a bird brain.

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Momma Birding

The act of transferring liquid or food, mouth to mouth, to another individual. Most commonly done with alcoholic beverages at clubs.

Oh my god I was at the club last night and like was totally momma birding this really hot guy and it was like so in.

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Angry as a bird

A level of anger where strapping one's self into a slingshot and being launched into a fortress, group of pigs etc. seems an acceptable course of action.

Guy 1: Man, I was doing anal on Sheila last night and when I pulled out she shat all over my bed!! I was angry as a bird! Good thing I bought that giant slingshot the other week.
Guy 2: Shit...What did you do?
Guy 1: I killed her.
Guy 2: What????
Guy 1: And that's not all.
Guy 2: You sick bastard!
Guy 1: I then reached in and found her Golden Egg!

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ghetto bird

Police helicopter

Man...I got no sleep as the ghetto bird was buzzing the neighbourhood.

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birds chirppin

sound of gun fire from dessert eagles

I flex my muscle and jerk it to get these birds chirppin i leave your block deserted like the spot was unheard of...

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joshua bird

clean in the streets, freak in the sheets

what a joshua bird

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Birds and Squiggles

An acceptable synonym for Egyptian Hieroglyphics, may be also used to describe another non-alphabetical language such as Chinese, Punjab, or Korean

I can't read this shit, all it is are birds and squiggles.

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