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German Cockroach

German cockroaches are a species of cockroach that like to live in warm, humid places close to food and moisture sources. They are frequently found in residential and commercial kitchen environments, and bathrooms, so these are the two most likely places for an infestation to occur. It is found worldwide. It is a common pest of households and storage facilities in much of the world.

There’s a German cockroach in my pantry.

by Brendan Schroeder April 29, 2023


Germanic Guido

Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.

Germanic Guido being defined:

Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.

by Imanisu March 04, 2022


German Friday

When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.

Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*

by Codybay1 December 18, 2021


German kitty gun

A huge machine with a cute name that is absolutely horrifying.

Allied Soldier:Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?

by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020


German kitty gun

A huge fucking machine that has a cute name but is horrifying.

American: Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?

by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020


the german hold

a pressure point exploited by the germans while transporting prisioners in ww2. The german hold is exicuted by simultaniously pulling someone's ear with the thumb and forefinger while simultanoiusly driving another digit into the space were someones ear and jaw meet. It is known for causing extream pain in those who incorrectly try to excape, forcing them to move with the person exicuting the hold.

The german hold hurts like hell. I used it on my brother once to get him out of my room.
This movie was used to force many people into their "quarters" during ww2

by rtb567 February 17, 2008


Proto-Germanic

The last intelligible stage of the Germanic Languages like English, German, Dutch, Swedish, Icelandic, Gothic etc. Tough this language is not directly attested, it has been reconstructed using the comparative method, searching for common grammar and speech among a given language group. Proto-Germanic itself is a descendant of earlier Proto-Indo-European.

The Proto-Germanic term for "sun" is "*sunnǭ"

by Antyr February 26, 2024