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Any fart that burns your ass on it's way out. Usually happens after eating very spicy foods and usually smell extra horrible. NOTE - the Fire Fart does not require a lighter, matches, or any other ignition source. For lighting your farts on fire please see "gay fraternity stunt".
After eating all those hot chicken wings, I laid a fire fart that burned a hole in my car seat.
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When you cut a fart while taking a shower with water running through your ass crack and it makes the sound of a duck quack. Quack farts often smell worse than regular farts.
I let a quack fart slip while my girlfriend was in the shower with me and she bolted.
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Fart eater (noun) - someone who is addicted to sucking gaseous discharge from a living organisms anus.
Kelvin, I think I'm a fart eater. I woke up in the middle of the night sucking the fart out of my neighbours penguin using a straw while sleepwalking. I crave farts all day and night I can ignore it no longer. I am a fart eater.
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An expulsion of gas from the anus, usually occurring after eating spicy foods, which creates a warm, and sometimes wet sensation in the anal area, and can momentarily simulate the feeling that you just shat your pants a tiny bit. Hot farts will often produce a lingering, foul odor.
“For a minute, I thought I had sharted, but then I realized that it was just a hot fart.”
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An extremely potent and lingering fart after eating vegetables such as broccoli, carrots, or cawliflower.
After that salad bar I had some major veggie farts.
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A fart in solid form. In other words, SHIT.
Dude, I dropped the biggest hard-fart a minute ago. You might want to stay out of the bathroom for a while.
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farting into one another's asses.
One day Bart and Suzie went to a Mexican restaurant, they both had refryed beans. And later on that night they were both getting all kinds of feelings. They both had caught a bad case of Gas from the beans. They also wanted to try something waay more kinkier than usual. So Bart layed on his stomach without pants or underwear on. This turned Suzie waaay on. so she took off her pants and underwear and she layed upon Bart butt to butt. And by accident Bart farted into Suzie's ass. This actualy gave her an exciting feeing so then she farted in his. And this continued on through the night. There being fart sex.
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