All foam and no beer.

A person who is mentally deficient.

That guy is so dumb you could say he is all foam and no beer.

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For all I care

A phrase usually followed by an especially negative statement. It expresses that the speaker would have no sympathy if the said statement occurred.

Guy 1: Yeah, Oprah is the best daytime show on television
Guy 2: Oprah can burn in a ditch filled with hungry pumas for all I care

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Nancy Know-it-all

A person who behaves as if they know everything, specifically in the context of a social atmosphere in attempts to look cool around others.

Jack: I got some champagne for the party!
Derek: Actually Jack, champagne is from one specific region in California, you just technically brought sparkling wine.
Jack: You're being a little Nancy Know-it-all Derek...

nittiest of all gritties

The ultimate bottom line, the lowest common denominator

"we gotta break this thing down to the nittiest of all gritties"

Spider for all seasons

A spider that is not just for Halloween. But for all seasons, summer, spring, fall and winter. Since spiders are always around us in every season and the stereotype that they are only for Halloween needs to be eliminated.

oh that must be a spider for all seasons

All-Brent Team

college basketball players, almost always from the big ten, whom brent musburger loves and worships. his face is surgically attached to their asses. he will usually come up with nicknames for them or get extremely excited when they make average plays or check in to the game. the 2008 all-brent team consists of michael flowers(Wisconsin), Goran Suton (Mich. St.), Joe Krabbenhoft (Wisconsin), Robbie Hummel (Purdue), and Brent's player of the year- D.J. White (Indiana). All of these players have some skill, but in brents eyes they may as well be the best players to pick up a basketball.

(michael flowers checks in)
Brent: "FOLKS, HERE COMES THE BEST ON BALL DEFENDER IN ALL OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL!!! WHY ISNT THERE A SPOT ON THE ALL-AMERICAN TEAM FOR HIM? what d'ya think pardner??"
Pardner: (confused by the sudden erection in brents pants, has no idea how to respond to his love for players on the All-Brent Team, and says nothing)




(Goran Suton checks out with 5 points, 4 assists, 4 rebounds, and a blocked shot)
Brent: Pardner! LOOK AT THAT STAT LINE!! OOOOO MERCY, EVERY PLAYER IN AMERICA WISHES THEY COULD HAVE THOSE SOLID NUMBERS NIGHT IN AND NIGHT OUT!
Pardner: (confused by brents man crush with one of his all brent players, the pardner simply stares at brent)

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All Hat No Shekel

(Also, "Small Hat No Shekel")

Said of or in reference to an outspoken Jew who has neither the influence nor resources to back up his preposterous claims or threats. (Cf. "All Hat No Saddle")

Saul at the corner deli is just "small hat no shekel" -- for all his talk of "friends in high places," why is it he's still slinging corn beef hash?