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A large, hard turd consisting of mostly undigested peanuts.
My balloon knot is aboslutley destroyed from the chocolate payday I just shite.
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When a person takes a dump in a metal filing cabinet at an office only to be found by a lucky individual.
I went to the filing cabinet to pull the TPS reports and found a chocolate sardine!
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The sickness you get after eating too much chocolate.
"Ugh, next Halloween I'll space out the raveging of my loot. I'm having death by chocolate."
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The sexual act of giving the 'reciever' laxatives, then engaging in anal sex. Once the laxatives have kicked in and caused diarrhoea, the 'reciever' shits all over the 'giver's' penis.
I just Chocolate Fondue'd my wife. it was messy stuff.
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The act of placing one's testicles inside a woman's anus while masturbating onto her vagina. The woman will then lick any fecal matter clean from the man's scrotum. Though this is much thought to have been originated by the Chinese, there is now clear evidence that Brazilians have been performing this activity since 1300 A.D.
William further expanded his sexual horizons by performing a chocolate dumpling on Lindsey.
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*After poo-ing a person gets fucked in the ass and their partner (fucker) has the person's (fuckie) left over shit from poo-ing before getting ass fucked ^-^...
or a Slime Mold Protist
Pedro- Dude last night was terrible
Dan-Why, i thought you were ganna fuck that girl in her big juicey ass ^-^..
Pedro-I did and it felt Amazing...ly Wonderful, but she made me get a Chocolate Tube >_<
Dan-Damn dude that Trifilling #^-^#...
Pedro-I Know... Ugh Never again
Dan-Well i told you not to do that with the school Whore..
Pedro- I know i know, but her fucking big juicey ass was just calling my name!!
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When you stick your big toe in a female's ass.
That bitch was so drunk, I gave her the chocolate toe.
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