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A typically necessary rearrangement of ones attitude, actions, clothing style or general look, but most commonly a polite way for a good friend to casually mention that you are fucking up in an epic way and therefore require immediate correction before unintentionally embarassing yourself or your trusty friend. This can be further compounded when the possibility exists of you venturing into public or the presence of members of the opposite sex that you wish to someday sleep with, with a 'Dusty Lip'.
The origin of the term 'Dust Your Lip Off' is recognized by most historians as being traced back to ancient Eqypt when it was considered common to have a 'Dusty Lip' if you had not washed your face recently due to the frequency and severity of dust storms (sometimes referred to as 'Sand Storms' from the old Armic language, DaRude). Modern use of the term has evolved throughout the years, but has kept its original spirit of pointing out a flagrant social 'fauxpaux' that you are currently commiting by one of your friends with the desire to help, warn, or just sometimes humiliate you.
Examples Include: (Your friend notices you spending a considerable amount of time whining and complaining about your boy/girlfriend when its clearly obvious that he/she is a complete douch, prompting your friend to say: "Hey buddy...umm, you better stop talking bout that ole' worn out catchers mit you been datin or I'm gonna have to dust your lip off for ya...hear me?"
(You notice that your buddy is considering booty calling a member of the opposite sex that has proven him/herself as completely scandalous and trifling in countless ways, prompting you to say: "Dayum buddybuddybuddy...I know you aint had a girlfriend (or any nookie) in a while but I dunno bout you talkin to that outdated milk turd like you been doin all these years buddy...I might have to dust yer lip off fur ya..."
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1) A song by Queen
2) The same thing happening to a lot of people
Example 1:
Person A: Another One Bites The Dust fucking amazing!
Person B: Yeah it is! One of Queens best songs ever
Example 2:
Person A: Remember how nice she used to be before she joined the "populars"
Person B:Yeah, Another one bites the dust😔
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( according to Sen John Kennedy of Louisiana: what we, sarcastically speaking, can replace gas with if we permanently get rid of oil and natural gas- well without thinking about the consequences of such an action comme du monde
Senator Kennedy: If something akin to the colonial pipeline attack is repeated, what will we replace gas with? Fairy dust and unicorn urine?
This is usually something said after someone’s career just ended when you got them with a joke. It would replace the common catchphrase ‘Get Wrecked’
Shawty: Hey Janice, do you like goblins?
Janice: I guess. I’m more of a ogre fan.
Shawty: HOW BOUT GOBLIN ON DEEZ NUTS?!!
Janice: UGHHHHHHHH
Shawty: Get Dusted 😶 🌫️
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After engaging in sexual acts... the cleaning up of the love juices. Dusting off home plate.
Man, last night was so good, I definitely needed to dust off home plate as soon as we were done.
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When in the act of making romance, you pour a heap of -cinnamon onto the subjects who-ha, and punch her in the stomach. This will result in said skirt's hole, coughing, creating a cloud of brown puff.
I went to parent teacher conferences, and I took Ms. Fluff into the broom closet and with much reluctance, gave her a Dayton Dust Cloud.
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a derogatory term for the remnants found after a good go up the wrong 'un, (think the greenhouse scene in scum)
"JESUS CHRIST" cried Barry woefully, releasing last nights spunk bubble in shit dust
Mary only realized her son was a gay when in the course of changing his sheets, she revealed an arse droplet of spunk bubble in shit dust
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