your family tree LGBT

Quite possibly the most effective roast there is... Probably even bigger than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, or your grandpap a trap

Me: ur mom gay
Friend: no u
Me: your family tree LGBT
Friend: *fucking dies*

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Family look best in photographs

An ancient Greek proverb noting the momentary lapse between discomfort and comedy, between estranged family members when a camera lens watches over them like the legacy they yearn to create for themselves.

Photographer: 'Say: Family look best in photographs'
Family: '? 0........1........2'
Photographer: (pauses until the family realise no ancient Greek proverb could involve a camera)........CLICK
Family: '........4........5........applause :)'

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Family Picture Wrecker

Another name for a mentally retarded person.

The Family picture wrecker is so ugly even the dog won't hump his leg.

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wooden spoon family

an eye for an eye makes the world blind .

p1: ya wooden spoon family

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Your Family tree LGBT

More powerful than "Your grandpap a trap", "Your granny a tranny" and "Your mom gay". It will instantly kill all of your enemies within a 70 metre radius. It cannot be countered.

Jeff: Your mom gay
Joe: Your Dad Lesbian

Jeff: Your Family tree LGBT
Joe: *Combusts spontaneously*

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ur family tree LGBT

The ultimate comeback, overrules all other family-related insults.
Whoever receives this comeback needs to re-evaluate their existence.

David: "ur mom gay lol"
Joep: "don't make me say it"

David: "and ur granny tranny "
Joep: "ur family tree LGBT "
David now needs therapy in order to get his life back on track

da Vinci Crime Family

The da Vinci Crime Family is an all Gay African-American criminal organization also known as Black GayMafia from the slums of Miami, New York, Atlanta Expanding from Brazil to Japan, The da Vinci Crime Family estimated members more than over 200 nation wide alone.

Ruthless far worst . WATCH OUT for da vinci Crime Family