Half dog

When wearing sweatpants on a bus and the vibrations get an erection started, but you keep your cool, ultimately making your package look huge in the sweatpants. This is common on campus buses.

Girl 1: Oh my gawd, did you see Johnny's package?!
Girl 2: Don't get your hopes up. That was just a half dog from the bus ride.
Girl 1: I'll let him hit it anyways. I've been on a dry spell.
Johnny: I hope Girl 1 saw my half dog. I've been riding the bus all morning waiting for the right time to show it off in my new sweat pants.

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half babies

semen. the male contributing factor in conception

why dont you finish your drink then let me put some half babies over your breasts

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Tabernacle and a half

Pronounced tabernack and a half. Expression used by English Canadians to express wonder. It can equally be used to express anger

Tabernacle and a half she has a good looking ass.
Tabernacle and a half you are one dumb fucker.

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half breed

some one who is half sicilian and half northern italian. it is very offensive and can split apart a nieghbor hood

idon't want my daughter dating a half breed.

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boner and a half

a adjetive to describe a very hot woman or if by chance you are gay desribe a very hot man. Only yo be used by men.

if you see a hot girl/guy walking down the sidewalk you could say ''wow man. that lady is a boner and a half''

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gay and a half

When someone is acting so stupid and flighty that you can't simply call them "gay"

"Hey, Tim, watch me stick these straws up my nose!"

"Mark, you're gay and a half!"

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half mexican

A person having one half of the qualities of a mexican and another half of the qualities of something you just can't even imagine. A half mexican will steal your wife, your dog, your sneakers, and your watch. He won't care if you loved your wife or your dog or your sneakers or your watch.

Watch out for 'dat guy, he's half mexican.

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